The 14 best old-fashioned embarrassment of embarrassments

 1. Make fun of Sister Furong: People Ganxiu, who you saw? Mixed origin of polymorphism is a happy, heard these words did not?
2. Very pregnant clip packet: oRz, knock on the head unearthed ancestors. You If the vehicles to get Santana to open a cellular phone, this assembly of gold even if the most of soil and equipment.
3. flesh-colored dress pants inside cover: even if you only wear flesh-colored pants are okay article, or do not stand the cold, wearing a light thigh skirt seductive. every time I see this dress, my sister I have the urge to dress to give him Paxia   hh (*&&< br> 4. to the Tibet Tourism: br> 5. that father and mother left behind: their well-off friends, the Internet can type the matter, so far as to think back to the father and mother do not fall behind the Internet. You do not teach him / her, do you know they can not play games online chat? they can become your out, Han will not ah?
6. to speak half-English half: either you are in English, anyway, I do not understand, or you say something nice, you say you and I speak a foreign language Chinese entrainment Figure Shane? bovine B you an authentic Cockney, flew to the suburbs will be able to give our Chinese housekeeper go.
7. red wine with Sprite: Why red wine than you? not because de- sugar it? Well, you a pass Sprite, and back. like sweet? drink wine ah you directly. like bubbles? your point of champagne Yeah. hundred dry red, a pass Sprite, the price almost equal to six bottles of inferior wine.
8. to wear Dress is not shaved armpits: Yeah ...... you look at what my sister clean, it is typical, while dancing, creak nest fur edge bead of sweat, or you tie it a pigtail forget.
9. bulk SMS: Chinese Lunar New Year, the chaos ah, no matter who the other one went out hundreds of mass, you say the word good or are limericks. I have a friend that is the specialized to the mobile do this, the most favorite book is story, you say the quality can be high going? you personally write a few words of their past and more intimate than this.
10. goal in life to buy a car buy a house: the second the first ten newly hatched young, the pursuit of Han bad you? an opening is to buy a car buy a house. I tell you, the seventies of last century, when the soil is the ideal of life of people watches, bicycles and sewing machines, and now they have the ideal life achieving friends. Life I, should not be something worth pursuing this.
11. public places smoke: This much said, and anyway I see this type of natives, think of his lungs is valid and color, General to cool down a child.
12. met asked QQ: You anthomaniac ah?
13. taking pictures to do V-sign: the last year topped the list, or into the list this year, ah still. can not be saved .
14. Beijing version of the subway to buy, . Andy every day, dead, dead continued for several years, this newspaper to thank the natives from various quarters.